Old Service Dog Surprises Family By Being A Real Trouble-Maker, But They Love Her Anyway

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Mar 5, 2023 6:00 PM EST

Oh, hai, are you ready for a good laugh? Get ready to read the many tales of Arwen, an ex-service dog that was adopted by a family. One of the family members documented all the ridiculous things that Arwen did, and we were almost crying with laughter. Arwen may be an older pupper, but she's still got a lotta love and loyalty to give. When the family first brought her home, they wondered, "Hmmm…I wonder if she can jump?", she then proceeded to jump over their 6-foot fence, after which the dad looked at everyone and said "Well……****".

All in all, this family has learned that adopting an old service dog can come with some unexpected surprises, but they wouldn't have it any other way. Arwen may be a bit of a handful, but she's brought so much laughter and love into their lives. Read the rest of the stories below!

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    Human body - gallusrostromegalus A Short List of Shenanigans My Parent's Dog Has Engaged In: This is Arwen, she's a Husky/Kelpie mix and a little Asshole:
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    Arwen

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    Font - • "I wonder if she can jump?" my dad asks the first five minutes we have her. She perks up at the word, and clears a six-foot fence form sitting on the ground. "Oh." Says dad. "Sh t." Later that night she got up on the counter and ate three pounds of corned beef in roughtly 68 seconds but this was considered part of the learning curve of having a new dog.
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    Well, Arwen is off to a great start! Jumping the 6-foot fence must have made them feel super secure about her staying there, and on top of that eating 3 pounds of corned beef…..3 pounds!

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    Font - I wake up at 4 AM to the sound of the toilet being flushed repeatedly in the hall bathroom, and assume plumbing is now posessed by angry and wasteful ghosts. I get up to disconnet it and find her in the Bathroom, standing to flush the bowl, then shoving her head in to drink the running water. I'm not totally awake, so I stand there like an idiot trying to understand this, and my sister gets up to see what the noise is, sees the same thing and also stands there. Fiance notices my absence a
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    We can't imagine waking up in the middle of the night to find Arwen doing her shenanigans. THE WATER BILL, those poor parents, they definitely did not know what they were getting into.

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    Font - • My parent's don't have AC, but they haveone of those "fridge on top, pull-out-freezer below" fridges. Last summer, we were remarking that we might need to shave her so she didn't get heatstroke, to which she looked up and made a disgusted noise at us. ...Then got up, used the dishrag to pull open the freezer and climbed on top of the frozen vegetables, stretching out and sighing contentedly. "Arwen," Mom began, but was interrupted by a loud 'WHAAAaaaaarrr?" from Arwen. "Ok you can stay
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    Font - Took her walking along the lake with the long lead so she could sniff things to her hearts content. She went about shoving her head in the undergrowth, usually coming up with her head covered in leaves and pollen. Except for the bush where she came back out with a 7-foot Bull Snake wrapping itself around her ehad and neck, trying it's best to strangle her before she can eat it. She immediately ran back to me, the parts of her face not occupied with the snake arranged in a gleeful expressi
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    Font - I screamed, not immediately regognizing that it wasn't a rattler, and fell, splitting my knee on a rock. The screaming made her let go of the snake, but I still had to grab her and wrestle the snake off her because it lacked the sense to just scuttle away. I finaly got it lose from her (Despite her best effort to continue trying to eat it and turned around to fling it off the trail-
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    Font - -And directly into the face of one of my 90-year-old neighbors who'd come out to see what the screaming and profanity was, making her collapse. I'm pretty sure being told "I accidentally threw a snake at my neighbor." was the highlight of that EMT's day. Dottie was unharmed but she still doesn't speak to me.
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    Font - • One day, we left her in a Harness and overhead tether in the (at the time) unfanced back yard so she could enjoy some relatively free-range outdoors time. I walked by the window not a minute later to find her completely GONE, and race out to the yard to find her. It took me a good heart-pounding five minutes to realize the overhead tether was goign UP into the ancient silver maple and realized that 1. Arwen can apparently do something really weird with her shoulders where they pop out s
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    Organism - Fortunately, Porcupines weigh considerably less than Awen and she couldn't get a good enough foothold to get all the way up to it, but I still had to climb up there and lower her down, barking dog profanities at the porcupine the whole way.
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    Font - • My parents recently acquired a mechanized recliner which has been instumental inmom's hip surgery recovery. Execpt that Awen Also likes lounging on the furniture, and is more than capable of hitting a large, elder-friendly button with her paw. So now when she gets back from a walk or the dog park she makes a beeline for the living room, get in the recliner and pushes the button until it's flat and stretches out in it.
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    Font - My parents didn't have a problem with this because she gets out of the chair when they ask her (Mom even tells her "Go get my chair ready" in winter because she does a good job pre-warming it), until last winter when Arwen taught my dog Charlie, another devoted couch animal how to do this.
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    Font - One afternoon there was a tremendous outburst fo barkign and snarling from the living room and we rished in to find both dogs in the recliner, Charlie on the fully-reclined back and Arwen on the elevated seat and foot rest, bellowing at eachother for control of the recliner, thier movments having pitched it back to it's two hind feet, the device swaying to and fro like a leather covered boat upon the high seas, a furry mutiny on board. Neither dog was willing to yeild the plush throne, no
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    Rectangle - She still doesn't let him sit in it. I love her so much. 147,620 notes DDA
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    Font - gallusrostromegalus Evening reblog with an additional Shenanigan I just remembered: One of the regulars at the dog park was an unfixed basset hound with an obnoxiously indifferent owner. "Brad" shows up pretty much to smoke weed and let "Bojangles" harass the other dogs, in spite of regular complaints about Bo starting fights and trying to mount every dog, leg, and toddler in sight.
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    Font - One evening, Bo was particularly interested in Arwen, aggressively following her, nipping her heels and trying to mount her, even after her usual wolverine-like Snap'n'Snarl, which has tended to discourage unwanted suitors before. Brad was Too Damn High to notice, as usual, but mom knew that if Arwen actually bit Bo, Arwen would be the one in trouble and was trying to call her when Bo made yet another attempt and Arwen finally had it.
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    Font - Instead of rightfully tearing his face off, Arwen instead did what Mom described as "A Judo-style front-flip" that pulled Bo clean off the ground and threw him on his back, Arwen landing on her feet like a cat. Bo's stubby little legs didn't allow him to right himself before Arwen jumped on him, front paws slamming into his saggy basset balls, squatted over his face, and peed on him.
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    Font - "ARWEN NO!!" howled my mother as nearly everyone else present laughed, but having made her point, Arwen daintily got off Bo, and trotted to the gate, ready to go home. Bo yelped but got up and skulked away, only moderately bruised, cowering under the bench by Brad, who finally noticed something might be amiss. Mom remembers hearing "Dude, why is my dog all wet?" right as they were leaving. Apparently nobody told him what happened, becuase Brad still brings Bo to the park, but Bo has much
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    Font - gallusrostromegalus Update: Arwen was at the vet's office for a check-up and daycare, and decided partway through the afternoon that the other two kelpies were annoying her, but she didn't want to go inside to be kenneled for a nap, so she instead... ...ninja'd her way onto the vet's roof despite there being three people in the yard watching the dogs and no clear way up there. She had a pleasant hour of watching the vet staff try to figure out how she did that and how they were going to g
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    Font - "Arwen, get your furry butt down here!" At which point Arwen obidently got down by jumping into a nearby tree that's technically inside a neighboring house's yard, shimmied down that like a bear, then walked out of their side yard and back around the block to come sit at Mom's feet, putting her paws up like she expected a treat. That tree is not accessible from the daycare yard. We still have no idea how she got up there. Shine on you beautiful bitch.
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    Font - gallusrostromegalus Arwen was trained as an Autism Service Dog by inmates as part of a prison rehab/service dog charity program. So like, 90% of her Bullshittery comes down to: 1. She's a mix of two extremely smart breeds 2. She's a mix of two extremely energetic breeds 3. The inmates trained her to do lots of "Extracirriculars" like veritcal leaps, how to climb chain-link fence, agility courses, physical-comedy type tricks becuase they finished teaching her the regular Service Dog Cirric
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    Font - She does do the Professional Service Animal thing when we put her vest on, but then she's working and has things to do like teaching social skills to people or being a living stress ball to someone having a bad time, so all that brains, energy and training can be put towards a productive end, but if she hasn't got an active job, Shenanigans Ensue.
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    Arwen, again

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    Font - She ate a four inch hole in the carpet because someone dropped a pork chop there. She's completely fine, it all passed without so much as an upset stomach on her part. -also ate the garden hose because we weren't spraying her with it.
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    Font - -conned one of the guys that installed the AC out of his sandwich by pretending to bark at something on the other side of the house, and doubling back when he came to investigate. -is back on the therapy circuit helping kids in a summer school program get better at reading by having them read books to her. Her favorite student right now is a boy from Venezuela who is still learning English who gives her a big hug every morning. She doesn't normally like hugs but she puts a paw on his back
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